The Clairvoyant Zoopraxiscope

On the subway I saw someone who looked a lot like Crispin Glover, followed by someone who looked a lot like Alec Baldwin, follwoed by someone who looked a lot like Jeff Daniels, followed by someone who looked a lot like Jennifer Lopez, followed by someone who looked a lot like Spalding Gray, followed by someone who looked a lot like Spalding Gray, followed by someone who looked a lot like John Lithgow, followed by someone who looked a lot like Giulietta Massina, followed by someone who looked a lot like Lily Tomlin, followed by someone who looked a lot like Kenneth Branagh, followed by someone who was trying to look a lot like Kenneth Branagh, followed by someone who looked a lot like Liam Neeson, followed by someone who looked a lot like Ian Holm, followed by someone who could have been in Willem Dafoe's immediate family, followed by someone who looked a lot like Frances McDormand, followed by someone who looked a lot like Steve Martin, followed, oddly enough, by the real Robin Williams, followed by someone who looked a lot like Madonna, followed by someone who looked a lot like Dennis Hopper, followed by someone who looked a lot like me, followed by someone who looked a lot like William Shakespeare, followed by someone who looked a little like Mick Jagger, followed by someone who seemed to be imitating Alan Greenspan's posture, followed by someone who looked a lot like a long-lost sister.