The Clairvoyant Zoopraxiscope

Dehydration may, as I speak, be blamed for a great many things: thirst, general drowsiness that pains the sense, undue joint stiffness, unclassifiable malaise, difficulty swallowing, a longing for the age of simple toys--like those pens full of water they used to make in which, by tilting the pen one way or another, one gathered small plastic items into a small space, an inappropriate appreciation of television, an open acceptance of the rerun, unjustified, an impatience with films having to do with war or the struggles of European peasants as particles of a larger and socially informed theme, and other stuff. 8-10 glasses a day. Very important.